Sunday, November 8th, 2009
Year of the Hare… (part III)

Oyser Leaf with Dew of Vinegar
Moments after sitting down we were presented with a single leaf. This wasn’t the first time I’d heard of this leaf, though. This particular leaf had been described to me by Nicholas Mazzard, who I’d met and befriended at the International Star Chefs Convention. For the last two years I’ve listened to him describe this “Oyster Leaf with Dew of Vinegar.” It was really amazing, not only was it a leaf that had the appearance of a drop of dew, but the taste of an oyster and the texture of a leaf. This was another “wow” mixture of flavor and texture. The “Apple Sandwich” was next. This had an apple filling between what looked like meringue but had the texture of nothing I’ve ever had before. It was light like meringue but soft like cotton… but firm enough on the outside to be able to pick it up and bite into.

Apple Sandwich
Yet another mystery! I didn’t know exactly what to expect even though it took the form of a sandwich, I handled it like a sandwich and ended up eating it like a sandwich.
We took a slight turn to savory. I thought to myself, “if this is savory then what were the first 20 courses supposed to be?” The astonishment of blazing through so many experiences of so many different elements of creation in every form was still playing tricks on my preprogrammed mind. Then I remembered the cookbooks and the category of “snacks.” We had just had 20 different little types of snacks and now we were moving to the “tapas” style savory dishes. Absolutely brilliant! By now we were barely half way through the experience.
Tanya was in her own world of bliss catalyzed by an iphone and her Facebook family. There was so much going on we could hardly speak to each other. She had Facebook, I had Twitter, we had each other and a ’75 Latour. We were at elBulli and our minds were about to explode!!! When the Latour was first opened, I tasted what I expected and that was a beautiful first Grand Cru Classe that slightly fatigued from the 34 years it had been in its bottle. It was still quite beautiful but certainly wasn’t a full bodied younger Bordeaux that we more commonly drink. To my great surprise, a little over an hour into the bottle it suddenly rejuvenated and turned into this magical new wine that tasted like a flower that had just bloomed. Wow, life is good!

Joselito

Montjoi Lentils

Tartare of Marrow
Another strip of metal mesh brought a one-bite concoction, again resembling some type of caramel sugar work. This wasn’t sweet at all, “Joselito” was a ham and ginger canapé. If there is one thing in Spain that you never get tired of, it’s eating all sorts of Iberico ham… in all shapes and forms. This one was simply one bite, one bite that packed the flavor of an entire platter of the finest shaved Iberico ham in the land. Next we went on to “Montjoi Lentils.” It was an interesting glass bowl with some sort of broth that had lentils swimming across the surface. I questioned the adventurousness of my wife on the next course, described as “Tartare of Marrow.” It was poached beef marrow with foam over a raw oyster served with crisp, paper-thin, marrow wafers. Shockingly enough it turned out to be one of her favorite courses. The warm marrow worked well with the rawness of the oyster. Again, it challenged our minds with the transformation of texture and temperature. A beautiful display of color, shapes, and sizes—on our plate were the “Tender Pistachios.” Twenty small pieces of different interpretations of one profile, the pistachio. This was such a diverse dish with so many components, yet all from the same ingredient. Again, Chef Adrià’s approach to such a simple ingredient was showcasing his genius. The “Cockles with Yuzu” was next. I’ll tell you, when people say the seafood in Spain is fresh–and it is fresh–imagine how fresh it is at elBulli. At heart it was a simple dish, yet sophisticated enough to stand its place in this grand parade of culinary masterpieces. Next was “Soya Milk with Soya.” This dish was so unique in the sense that the unfamiliarity kept drawing me back for another bite. I spent each bite trying to process exactly what I was eating but finished with no definitive answer.

Tender Pistachios

Cockles with Yuzu

Soya Milk with Soya

Sea Anemone with Te

Trout Roe
The next dish is one I found extremely interesting. Once upon a time I was the owner of a pet store specializing in marine life aquariums… suddenly on my plate was a dish referred to as “Sea Anemone with Te.” I thought to myself “Really? Sea anemone? I didn’t even know they were edible!” Well these certainly were and with a texture like nothing I had ever had before. A bright red orange plate with a sheet of 24-Karat gold covering precious pearls of scrumptious “Trout Roe” was placed on our table. The courses just kept coming and coming.
I could only imagine what someone without an adventurous palate would be going through when trying to tackle a meal like this. Tanya described the face of an older woman behind us as she was served each course. Surely someone dining here would expect the most palate bending and envelope pushing culinary adventure that they would ever experience, right? Would you really expect to come and eat 30 plus dishes of “predictable food?” Tanya described the lady as “disturbed.” The other seven in her party were much younger and reacting just as we were, with surprise and delight. Truthfully, I was just glad to be there and figured that the more bizarre the preparations were the better. That is what I signed up for; anything and everything… no matter what.

Roses / Artichokes

Pine Nut Shabu Shabu

Miso Soup
The next course was truly a test of the previous paragraph. It was called “Roses / Artichokes.” I wasn’t really sure if it was roses that looked like artichoke leaves or a mixture of both. All I could taste was the pure flavor of rose petals. I wasn’t quite sure how I liked it but the texture was unique and I had never eaten what looked to be the entirety of a white rose. I finished the last petal and wondered what was next. Just then a small, thin, ruler like piece of wood with a small transparent envelope of powder accompanied a bowl of broth arrived and was called “Pine Nut Shabu Shabu.” We were instructed to dip the envelope slightly into the broth then place it on our tongue, then drink the broth to finish.

Sake Snowball
A truly unique spin off of the Japanese traditional shabu shabu where multiple vegetables and meat are washed into simmering broth and then eaten, followed by consumption of the broth. Continuing in the Japanese direction the next course was “Miso Soup.” Not too off direction here. It was a simple Japanese bowl with perfect miso soup that was slurped from the bowl in the traditional way. The twist of the dish was when you were finishing your last sip of hot miso a frozen bowl arrived with a “Sake Snowball” on top which served to cleanse our palates. This was a clever approach to linking tradition and innovation which was extremely well done.
From the beginning of the meal I knew the upcoming dish was probably going to be one of the most challenging of the evening. This was one of only two dishes with that had only one name, “Hare.” I knew of Chef Adrià’s infatuation with the brains of small animals; today’s was going to be that of a rabbit.

Hare

"Balls"
Despite being a chef and claiming to love everything, there are certain things that are definitely not on my list of favorites. I’ll have to admit the closest thing I’ve ever eaten to brains would be hog head cheese and of course that’s not really brains themselves… although there might be a small percentage in the mix. These were whole, truly unadulterated, in a bowl of broth. I knew it would be okay, there were only three or four in the bowl and if I were going to try brains it would to be at the hands of Ferran Adrià. The broth was rich and dark brown; it was the first thing I tasted. I put the first little brain in my mouth and it almost had the same texture as the spherical olives only in a more “brainy” sort of way. I finished my bowl and was happy to have had brains; then I noticed Tanya had eaten only one of hers. Right then I knew that I had three more brains to go before my brain mouth explosion experience would be over. Naturally after the brains came the balls. I wasn’t really sure whether they were actually in fact that or just some sort of rabbit meatball. They seemed to be too large for the scarier of the two… so in my mind I ate rabbit meatballs. The two dishes were actually well executed and delicious, just challenging.

Abalone with Iberian Ham Fat

Espardenyes Gelee

Parmesan Ravioli
The next course couldn’t have come soon enough, “Abalone with Iberian Ham Fat.” I love abalone and don’t know many people that don’t feel the same about Iberico ham. The dish presented in the form of an abalone, constructed with many different things that were to be left unidentified when eaten. It was delicious in every sense and left me wanting another bite. The next dish was called “Espardenyes Gelee.” When we asked for the translation someone came to us and explained it was sea cucumber. I’ve eaten sea cucumber on different occasions and was never too impressed with the results. This was like no sea cucumber I’ve ever eaten. The texture was inexpressible but reminded me sort of like really good sweet diver scallops, only from a flavor/kind of texture profile. Tanya was still in shock from the “brains and balls” and was slowly coming back to life, slowly returning to the meal. I was hoping I wasn’t losing her because we still had a little ways to go. “Parmesan Ravioli” arrived on a very colorful glass plate.

Fall Hunt
The ravioli were not ordinary pasta, they were some kind of gelling sheet flavored with Parmesan. Nevertheless, they were delicious. We were then served a marble square type of bowl resembling a mortar and pestle. It had a small amount of Parmesan consommé and some 24-Karat gold leaves. It was a refreshing way to end the course. The next dish was named “Fall Hunt” and the server described it as turtle dove. It was the breast of a dove in some sort of grayish brown thick sauce sitting in a citrus gelee. I love dove but haven’t had it in many years. In the US the only way to enjoy it is to go dove hunting and cook it at your house. Tanya’s dove ended up on my plate also, this was where the meal became challenging. Eating for two, with no idea how much to go was a little bit daunting. Oh well, I am a power eating trooper able to eat my weight in great food any day of the week so I wasn’t too worried.



















“Our boat has arrived”. She looked at me puzzled because she never knows when to believe me since I’m always full of surprises. She laid down on the cabana and we ordered sangria and I suddenly remembered that I had orders to make for the Stella! Tanya said “you’ve been making orders ever since the first day I met you” and I thought to myself that “I hoped it never go away.” I’ve always had a very close relationship with the key people who make my menu at Stella! happen. The farmers, fishermen, and truffle man all play such key roles in the inspirational part of painting the plate. I remember when studying in culinary school, looking at a magazine, at a picture of a chef in Miami sitting on the beach on a cell phone making orders for his daily menu, dreaming of doing the same one-day. Well today not only was I ordering products from my most precious resources but I was doing it on the beach in the land of the greatest chef in the world.
networking continuing to prove itself in today’s fast moving world. The bottle was presented as a gift from our friend and we toasted our Cava as all of the other guests started to arrive. We were greeted by several different people and then presented the wine bible. It is truly a giant list of amazing wines at every level. The sky was the limit on this list but at the same time you didn’t have to break the bank if you didn’t want to. Tanya excused herself and I quickly removed her gift that I had hidden in my pocket for the last three days. One of our servers quickly took the gift and told me it would be presented later in the meal at the appropriate time. Now everything was in place except for the choice of wine. She returned and our grand meal at elBulli began.


